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High Council of the Hairy
For those ready to go deep... into the woods and the weird.
$59.95
✔️ Everything from Love in the Wild
✔️ Custom Iron-On Patch – perfect for denim, flannel, or tactical cloaks
✔️ Full multi piece sticker pack of Blessed by Bigfoot, F.I.N.D., and The Church of Bigfoot.
✔️ “We ❤️ Bigfoot” Rubber Wristband
Love in the Wild Package
For those called to officiate not just weddings... but weirdings.
✔️ Everything from the free package (Initiate of the Unknown)
✔️ Printed Ordination Certificate – worthy of framing (or framing Bigfoot if he crashes the ceremony)
✔️ Laminated Minister ID Badge – flash it with full cryptid authority
✔️ Official Church of Bigfoot & F.I.N.D. sticker
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