Please Note: Rev. Jake be out searching in Big Bend NP until Nov. 28th. Orders will be fulfilled after this.
Alternate Membership Option
PERFECT FOR GIFTS!
Not everyone is called to be ordained (and you cannot gift ordainments). The Sacred Disciple of Bigfoot Membership lets you join the Church without the minister title, while still enjoying all the forest-floor perks.
Click here if you’d rather walk that blurry trail!
Level Up Your Sasquatch Status!
Pick your ordainment package below.
🧡 Love in the Wild Package $39.95
🌕 High Council of the Hairy – $59.95
For those called to officiate not just weddings... but weirdings.
✔️ Everything from the free package
✔️ Printed Ordination Certificate – worthy of framing (or framing Bigfoot if he crashes the ceremony)
✔️ Laminated Minister ID Badge – flash it with full cryptid authority
✔️ Official Church of Bigfoot & F.I.N.D. sticker
📘 What Can I Do With My Ordination?
Once ordained through The Church of Bigfoot, you can legally:
💍 Officiate Weddings – for humans and
(possibly) consenting cryptids
✨ Perform Blessings – at indoor altars, forest clearings, or under questionable moonlight
🕯️ Host Ceremonies – of light, love, remembrance, or luminous orbs
🎭 Embrace the Dramatic – wear robes, quote ancient things, and mean it deeply
Please check your local state and county laws.
We don’t offer legal advice — just legal ordination.
(Bigfoot approved. County clerk tolerated.)