Printed & Mailed to You!
For those who want more than just a digital blessing, you can snag a forest-fresh printed certificate—sealed with all the mystery and mailed straight to your den, cave, or mailbox. Frame it, flaunt it, or keep it tucked away for when the skeptics come knocking. 🌲👣 Only $14.95 to have your ordination delivered in true Bigfoot style.
Badge & Printed Cert!
Step deeper into the blurry faith with the official COB Badge & Printed Certificate combo. Your frame-worthy certificate arrives ready to display, while your laminated badge (with our official Bigfoot's face & your name) gives you full cryptid credibility—perfect for ceremonies, forest wanderings, or just flashing at family gatherings. 🌲🪪👣 All this Squatch-approved swag for only $22.95.
Stickers & a Patch Pack!
Mark your gear, your water bottle, or even your secret trail map with these official Church of Bigfoot stickers. Each pack comes loaded with squatchy designs made to spread the blurry faith wherever you roam. Stick them on your laptop, guitar case, or car bumper and let the world know you walk among the Sasquarriors. All yours for $14.95.
