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⛰️ High Clergy (Leadership & Doctrine)

• Archminister of the Unseen – The spiritual head of Blessed by Bigfoot (equivalent to a Pope)

• The Solemn Soles – Council of forest-roaming elders who help guide doctrine

• Supreme Stomper – Oversees rituals and sacred stomping ceremonies

• Trailfather/Mother – Regional spiritual overseers of wandering flocks

• Cardinal of the Canopy – Appointed forest mystic responsible for woodland outreach

🏕️ Mid-Level Ministers & Guides

• Sasquabbot – Leader of a local chapter (Abbey of the Bark)

• Order of the Pine-Scented Prophets – Senior visionaries and prophetic weirdos

• Deacon of Distant Grunts – In charge of interpreting signs, hoots, howls, and blurry photos

• Blessing Bearer – Officiates ceremonies like weddings, van blessings, and trailhead initiations

• Keeper of the Trail Mix – Steward of sacred snacks and post-hike communion

🥾 Community Roles & Titles

• Minister of Moss – Responsible for community kindness, quietude, and ground softness

• Squatchling Shepherd – Leader of the youth group, the Lil’ Blurry Ones

• Cryptid Choir Coordinator – Oversees chants, yells, and songs from deep in the woods

• Chaplain of Campfires – Delivers stories and spiritual tales around the fire

• The Whisperer – Silent member tasked with spiritual listening and gentle presence

🔥 Ritual & Ceremonial Titles

• The Bigblessed – Any ordained follower with rights to perform sacred ceremonies

• Flannel Friar – Guides daily devotions, teaches the way of warmth and layering

• Guardian of the Grove – Protects sacred hiking spaces and ceremonial sites

• Pilgrim of the Twigs – Leads spiritual treks and meditative walks through the underbrush

• Stomp Deacon – Leads rhythmic rituals involving synchronized foot-thumping

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