Initiate of the Unknown | The Church of Bigfoot

Free Ordainment Form

Your ordination is 100% free, absolutely no strings attached. You’re welcome to donate or add extras, but it’s always entirely optional (click here for larger images, then choose your options at checkout)

Your information is private, never sold, and guarded with the same mystery as Bigfoot’s favorite hiding spots.

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Free Ordination Certificate (delivered via email)$0

Printed & Mailed to You$14.95

Printed Cert & Badge (Email your photo to Jake@TheChurchOfBigfoot.org)$19.95

Official Sasquatch Swag Pack – Stickers + Patch $14.95

IF you are ordering a Printed Certificate & ID Badge please email your photo to me at Jake@TheChurchOfBigfoot.org. Don't worry about the background - I will edit it.

I solemnly swear, on muddy footprints and mossy trails, that I’m at least 18 years old—the minimum age for marrying folks, burying folks, and blessing the forest alike. I will check with my local state and county laws before officiating any event. I know that you do not offer legal advice — just legal ordination. I agree that by completing this ordainment form, I understand and affirm the Ordainment Agreement.

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Expect your certificate within moments. If it’s gone missing, peek in spam—Bigfoot’s favorite trail or shoot us an email at Jake@TheChurchOfBigfoot.org.