I agree that by completing this ordainment, I understand and affirm the following:

• I am becoming an ordained minister through The  Church of Bigfoot, a spiritual branch of F.I.N.D. (Field Investigation of Nonhuman Discoveries).

• I acknowledge that my ordination may legally authorize me to perform ceremonies (such as weddings) in accordance with the laws of my jurisdiction, and it is my responsibility to verify and comply with any local, state, or national requirements.

• I understand this ordainment is both spiritually meaningful and somewhat absurd, and I embrace the mystery, the mission, and the moss.

• I will use this ordination with integrity, respect, and at least a little bit of wonder.

• I agree not to misuse my title for unlawful, harmful, or intentionally deceptive purposes.

• I acknowledge that no cryptids were harmed in the making of this ministry.