Forest-Fresh Certificate (Printed & Mailed Copy)

Step into the mystery with proof you can hold in your hands (and flash at the trailhead when the moment feels right). This package includes your officially printed Church of Bigfoot Minister Certificate—thick, frame-worthy cardstock infused with just the right amount of cryptid class to keep skeptics guessing.

Perfect for officiating weddings, weirdings, campfire ceremonies, or simply impressing your friends, family, and the occasional passing hiker. Hang it proudly on your wall, keep it close for squatchy inspiration, and remember: every footprint of paper is another step toward keeping the blurry faith alive.

🖨️ High-quality printed certificate
🌲 Recognized by the Church of Bigfoot
👣 Perfect for ceremonies, keepsakes, or cryptid credibility
✨ Forest-fresh, squatch-approved, and worthy of framing